God Damnit What Do I Need For A Baby Costume?
Wednesday, September 30th, 2009 at
6:08 pm
I AM 12 and i am being a baby and i dont know how to make it help plz it would meen alot
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Get an old white sheet or a pillowcase might work & use it as a diaper.Carry a bottle around & maybe a pacifier around your neck
First stop cursing. Second get a baby bonnet, cloth diaper,
or one of those onesies that has the footsies and a
baby pacifier on a string.
Go to a party store.They have the large baby stuff for Halloween. Large diapers, bottles, rattles, they will help you put together a baby costume. Have Fun.
spencers costumes…duh!
dont swear, you stank…take a bath
Babies dont swear. Bad boy you should have your mouth washed out with soap. And get a white towel and make a diaper after that.
First, relax.
second, go to the store and get a pacifier and a rattle..
cut up a white bed sheet and wrap it around you like a diaper…
they have large safety pins too…
if it’s last minute thats my suggestion.
Yes, it sounds like you’re being a baby right now…
What about a soother, baby jumper, bonnet, teddy bear and a rattle. How hard is that?
Try get a HUGE diaper from the internet
Lol, Its *mean not meen. haha. that’s ok.. Well heres what you can do.Get a pacifier and a bib! that can work and ask someone you know to make u maybe a Dora the explore shirt or buy one and stretch it if u cant fit in it. Or buy some kid PJ’s! And Carry a baby doll. And a bonnet. And that’s it… oh and try mabye like some lolly pop to hold on to. Hope u have a great Halloween!
Long pajamas, especially ones with attached feet, a pacifier (or binky), possibly a bonnet, and a blankie.
You are 12 and use profanity!
Use a diaper , a rattle , a bottle with MILK in it and a soother.
you need a bar of soap to wash your hands
God’s last name does not start with a D
I did not see a need for the gratuitous blasphemy, but a baby costume would be pretty easy… A little blue bow for your hair, a big rattle for your hand, a pacifier and a big diaper (made from a sheet, wear shorts under, or you’re going to be thought a pervert). probably want to wear some kind of shirt though, probably pretty cold running around this time of year dressed in shorts.
Don’t u think u could do better? I mean come on, a baby? Try an insane asylum victim. Give ur eyes a real hollowed out look. After that just talk nonsense to everyone.
And seriously, don’t try and be cool just by cussing. Jesus is watching you.
footsie pjs a pacifier a baby bottle
try ebay